1. Who did you last get angry with?
myself

2. What is your weapon of choice?:
if I had one, AIDS

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
only if they really, really deserved it

4. How about of the same sex?:
Without a doubt

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
my sister

6. What is your pet peeve?:
ignorance

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Once you're on my shitlist, good luck getting off.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?:
I do a lot of things daily, most of which you have to do daily

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
4:30 p.m., January 21 -- after spending the whole night in the hospital with my sister, I went home at about 7 a.m. and was knocked out

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent?:
dad

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
no clue

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
no

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
whew, let me count the days

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
didn't set an alarm

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?:
White Chocolate Mocha Frappucinno

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
Chicken and Turkey I only go for white meat

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
half bottle of Jack Daniels

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?:
no

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
yeah

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
all of the above

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
lol, no

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
8 or 9

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
8 or 9

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
yes

4. Have you had sex?:
yes

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
eyes

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
lmfao, yes

7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yes

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?:
0

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
Express, or Banana Republic

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
don't know

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
Rich, I hate people so I couldn't be famous with them always around me bugging me for an autograph or something

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
yes

6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
when I was younger, yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
close to 1,000

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?:
Helped a friend from committing suicide

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
The job I have now

3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?:
better job, more happiness in my life

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
Always

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than the other competitors?
yes

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
like a test? no. A video game, yes.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
I helped Tina move

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
the will to do shit for myself

2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?
What is trading spaces?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
nobody, I only want to be myself

4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
Yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
smaller stomach

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
hmm

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
no

8. Finally,what is your favorite deadly sin?:
Sloth